fatalaftershock:

It’s not the pizza that worries me. 

It’s Robin’s credit card—which you gotta tell me how you managed to get, by the way, because I need to buy a few video games.

[☄] — Oh.

Eh well, it wasn’t really a catch. I didn’t do anything too impressive, so if that’s what you were hoping for, then I’m sorry to disappoint.
I just kinda saw his wallet layin’ around on the couch and thought, “Hey, why not?”
Thirty seconds later, I’m pickin’ up the phone and ordering one large super supreme with extra anchovies.