negativisticism:

[ To: Rocksalt ]

Unbelievable. 
You are truly unbelievable.

(P.S. Coming from the girl whose B.O. can knock out an entire army of men in one blow, that doesn't mean much.)

[text]
To: Grump Princess —

god, meg
get over it; i swear i won’t break anything

and even if i do, i’ll just buy you a brand new set with bird brain’s credit card, okay? no harm done and everyone can go to bed safe ‘n sound.

(p.s. wtf shut up drama queen it’s not that bad)